You better solve fast,
You better not cry,
You better ignore him,
Or he'll send his spy's;
Gu-i-mond is coming to town!

He's making a vid,
He'll link to it twice;
Posting self-praise and phony advice;
Gu-i-mond is coming to town!

He's got his spy's to watch you,
His blindfold solves are fake,
He thinks he's god of two-by-two,
So be-ware for goodness' sake!

You better solve fast,
You better not cry,
You better ignore him,
Or he'll send his spy's;
Gu-i-mond is coming to town!